The day satan(mallorie) was born with jayma by their side cheering them on,, best day EVER
Watch your back we're coming🥴
Watch your back we're coming🥴
December 9th should be celebrated
by Ythttgghhg May 5, 2019
by told me not to use my realname December 9, 2020
literally the worst day ever. nothing special about it, just your average no-good no-fun day. unless it’s your birthday. woo-hoo. this was made by a rising Aquarius
kid: “hey yo, joe, what day is it”
joe: your moms day”
kid: “oh yeah today’s her birthday, december 9th. thanks joe!”
random guy: “joe MAMA”
joe: “SHUR THE FFUCK UP”
joe: your moms day”
kid: “oh yeah today’s her birthday, december 9th. thanks joe!”
random guy: “joe MAMA”
joe: “SHUR THE FFUCK UP”
by joe who joe MAMA October 17, 2019
If you were born on December 9, you're a legend and we share the same birthday. Only the best people could be born on this day.
by My name is unknown to you December 3, 2019
by Alliebaker55 December 2, 2019
National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.
Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”
by flat ass nelly🍝 October 18, 2019
It’s National kiss your girl day. You have to kiss your girlfriend, she can’t kiss you. You can do it anywhere at school, work, home, the park anywhere.
December 9
- Hey so today is national kiss your girl day
-Ohh so you going to kiss your girl?
- Sure am!
- Hey so today is national kiss your girl day
-Ohh so you going to kiss your girl?
- Sure am!
by notyourgirl6777 October 26, 2019