Noun. One who contends that Osama bin Laden is not really dead. They believe this to be evinced by the fact that his body was disposed of in the ocean, as well as the fact that Obama did not release pictures of the corpse. Frequently, these are the same sorts of people who were 'birthers', claiming Obama's birth certificate was a phony.
I can't believe those stupid freaking deathers don't understand the many reasons why releasing pictures of bin Laden's bloody body would be a bad idea.
by pandoranoid May 22, 2011
In the sense of "birther" or "truther", this conspiracy theorist believes that Osama bin Laden in not dead and that his death has been faked.
that one paranoid guy at Starbucks who thinks Obama is hiding bin Laden at Area 51, Bush blew the levee, Cheney bombed the Towers, JFK was killed by CIA and the moon landing was faked
"...and try to release DNA to confirm the claim. That can be doctored!! Then they tossed the body in the ocean! And they said he was in the compound for six years...why did they wait? Was he dead? No! Is he dead now? No, Obama is hiding him in a freezer and waited for the right time...!"
(under breath) "Deather."
"...and try to release DNA to confirm the claim. That can be doctored!! Then they tossed the body in the ocean! And they said he was in the compound for six years...why did they wait? Was he dead? No! Is he dead now? No, Obama is hiding him in a freezer and waited for the right time...!"
(under breath) "Deather."
by Mario McAleffen May 05, 2011
His days are numbered because he is a deather.
by uttam maharjan April 01, 2011
A conspiracy theorist who believes the democratic health care reform plan is a ruse to kill senior citizens and fetuses.
Did you hear that someone from the government if going to visit every old person every 5 years to see how they want to die? Then they are going to make a list of the old people to help die?
Dude, no way! I heard they are going to make every pregnant woman have an abortion because they are free.
Right on, dude! You're a deather? Are you a birther, too?
Dude, no way! I heard they are going to make every pregnant woman have an abortion because they are free.
Right on, dude! You're a deather? Are you a birther, too?
by maddow watcher July 31, 2009
An individual, often a disgruntled birther, who, under the impression that nothing good for America is allowed to happen while Barack Obama is President of the United States, believes either one of two things regarding the death of Osama Bin Laden:
a) He is not actually dead.
b) He was killed a long time and was kept on ice should the administration ever need a political distraction.
a) He is not actually dead.
b) He was killed a long time and was kept on ice should the administration ever need a political distraction.
by magzillas May 06, 2011
Somebody who doesn't believe that Osama Bin Laden is really dead, that Barack Obama fabricated the entire thing for publicity or to take everyones mind off his birth certificate. Very similar to a birther, who doesn't believe that Barack Obama was born in this country.
Man A: Fuck, did you see the news? Osama Bin Laden is dead!
Man B: Like hell he is, Obama just tells us that to make us think he's the greatest president.
Man A: Wow, you deather conspiracy theorist.
Man B: Like hell he is, Obama just tells us that to make us think he's the greatest president.
Man A: Wow, you deather conspiracy theorist.
by Famous Frank May 02, 2011
Person who refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead until the White House releases his long-form death certificate.
After Obama released his birth certificate, Donald Trump began to lead the first wave of deathers in demanding that bin Laden's death certificate be released.
by mizbrunette May 02, 2011