dead babies

a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

by Fat Al May 09, 2007

dead babies

ill luck, mishaps, bad circumstances.

after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Dead babies

Babies are yummy but went they are cooked the best man. You should try it.

Dead babies are yummy

by FANTANMAN January 14, 2020

Dead Baby

A series of jokes that are increasingly popular with angsty teens.

(One of the funnier dead baby jokes)

Emo: Whats worse than a pile of a thousand dead babies?
Normal Person: I'm probably gunna regret this but, what?
Emo: The one at the bottom eating its way out!
Normal Person: *while laughing* Ah! Thats just sick!!!

by MyHeadHurts October 14, 2007

dead babies

An analogy to dirt or shit

Great! I'm covered in dead babies from head to toe!

by Dandan August 07, 2004

Dead Babies

To refer to seaman, jizz, cum, or sperm.

That white stuff that comes out during the male orgasm.

She sucked me off and let me blow dead babies all over her face.

Damn, dude! Dead babies all over her ass!

I got to wash my sheets and get rid of the dead babies.

by Dann Overboard June 03, 2009

dead baby towel

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015