Wankruptcy

Masterbating so much that no matter how much you tug, not a drop comes out.

I've wanked five times and now I am filing for wankruptcy.

by Maze2019 January 8, 2019

Dankrupt

When you have depleted your supply of marijuana.

Yo boyios, I’m dankrupt. When we getting on?

by recorderlict May 24, 2018

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009

Dankrupt

Being without weed or dank (a slang word for cannabis). Like bankruptcy. Dankrupt. One of the worst kinds....

I'd love to host the party, but I'm dankrupt. You would have to bring your own weed.

by Lifestyle420 February 13, 2019

browser bankruptcy

the act of quitting your web browser with multiple tabs open when it's no longer evident why you opened all the tabs and what you planned to do with them.

Jason returned to his cube after lunch to find he had over 20 tabs open in Firefox. Rather than sorting through them all and trying to make sense of the mess, he just declared browser bankruptcy, closed Firefox, and started over.

by publicjpk December 9, 2008

dankrupt

when a drug dealer (the slang word plug) usually only selling marijuana loses or has ran out of the stashed drug.

Buyer: "Hey man, you still have that OG KUSH on you?"
Seller: "Nah dude, I'm dankrupt."

by iamnomeme May 21, 2016

information bankruptcy

When you are so far behind in your work all you can do is delete the work assigned and declare "information bankruptcy" forcing the assigning parties to resend it if they want it done.

Bill formatted his hard drive and declared "information bankruptcy"

by Rocket Sled December 29, 2009