Dancing Monkey

The dancing of rage as the coin drops in the "slot" and the monkey jumps to life.

As he bent over, his plumber's crack was glaringly obvious, so I took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the "slot" (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, "Dance Monkey, DANCE!" and so is born the dancing monkey!

by Unkl Piston November 18, 2011

Monkey Dance

The act of sex or making love.

Hey, do you want to monkey dance?

by Big_Punishure December 16, 2011

dancing show monkey

A act of oral sex when a woman or gay man is sucking your penis and you shake it uncontrollably

Gerald and Pedro are were making dancing show monkey

by fat yummmy dick February 14, 2009

Monkey dance

Act of copulation (sexual intercourse)

Where's Jim and Pam? They've been gone ages. Ag, they're probably doing the monkey dance as we speak.

by fuseon March 22, 2015

Monkey-Dance

An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.

What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.

by anarsh October 30, 2008

wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 31, 2004

horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

by Teabagger January 06, 2005