science damnit

used instead of god damnit to express dismay

person 1: "that asshole just killed my character!"
person 2: "SCIENCE DAMNIT!"

by T and POPO April 16, 2007

Damnit Harvey

Whenever something goes wrong you just have to blame anyone else but yourself, so you just blame a Harvey even if he had nothing to do with it.

I thought it would be quicker if I took a detour but now I'm lost in the woods?! Damnit Harvey

by The Communist Cucumber February 07, 2021

god damnit!

The politically correct term to describe the feeling of life grabbing you by the balls.

Life sucks!

God damnit! My teacher is a dick!
God damnit! I hate my fucking job!
God damnit! I have lost faith in the human race!
God damnit! Why didn't my mom have an abortion?

god damnit!

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The politically correct term to describe the feeling of life grabbing you by the balls.

Life sucks!

God damnit! My teacher is a dick!
God damnit! I hate my fucking job!
God damnit! I have lost faith in the human race!
God damnit! Why didn't my mom have an abortion?

by Nova> October 24, 2006

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damnit johny

While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.

Last week, I went to take a shit, bit I had a damnit johny, and it was terrible.

by UltraThikc June 28, 2014

damnit liv

In the South West of England, the phrase "Damnit Liv" grew in popularity in early 2007 as a term of intense frustration or to express extreme anger at a situation that presents itself, this colloquial use of the phrase gained such popularity it has been listed in slang dictionaries1 and printed on t-shirts to express continual ironic damnation of a situation.

#you get to the bus stop to see the last bus leaving# DAMNIT LIV

by russelcup February 03, 2010

Cock Damnit

An exclamation made by those religious enough to exclude God from the phrase God Damnit. Slightly less blasphemous and slightly more hilarious.
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole

"COCK DAMNIT! THE GAME FUCKING CHEATS!"

"Aww Cock Damnit Paul, you spilled gravy all over my dvd player."

by El Zacko August 09, 2007

fucking damnit

a word used in extreme anger. Instead of saying god damnit, like you would use if you spilled your coffee, you use fucking damnit, like if a midget stole your wallet.

fucking damnit that stupid ass midget stole my wallet!
oh fucking damnit that guy almost cut my fingers off!
what a fucking damn asshole

by fuckeverything1257 April 25, 2011