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beaver dammed

When you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina. Spread the semen over her vagina and leave it to dry. Once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her vagina, leaving it "beaver dammed"
last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.
by dickfore. March 30, 2010
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Hammy Dammed

"Man I was so hammy dammed last night after I drank all that Jack and PBR."
by van. February 15, 2007
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the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare

The bodies are getting colder.
we are in the walls frank, don't act like you cant hear us.
we haven't forgotten you yet.
frank:What is that awful noise in the walls
the souls of the dammed, Franklins nightmare:We feast on your life force franklin...
by fiilo November 5, 2021
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i'll be damned

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.
Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.
by CTFMNiyah September 11, 2013
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NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP
no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.
by Abraham's Adversary May 29, 2017
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the damned

The Damned were the first British punk band to get a record out ("New Rose") thus beating the Sex Pistols; and record a full-length album (Damned Damned Damned), thus beating the Sex Pistols.
Definitely the best punk band, and probably the best band in the history of the world.
Started in 1976 and still going strong.
*sings*

"And every night I'm there,
I break my heart to pleeeease
Eloiiiiiise
Eloiiiiiise"

*implodes*
by Charley May 13, 2005
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van damme carwash

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.
- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."
by Old Trevor April 25, 2006
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