Dafty

An individual who is not very smart.

Randon Person 1: "What's the score mate?"

Random Person 2: "Haw, check the scoreboard you dafty cunt"

by G November 23, 2003

Dafty

When an animal has a puffed out chest, a big belly, and/or a rump that resemble’s a duck’s butt. Duck’s butts start out really big and poofy, and then the tip is small. It’s all about excessive poofiness !

My lionhead bunny has a dafty rear end.

by Caitlynjennerthethird November 01, 2022

Daftie

A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.

"Pike off you daftie!"

by SnottyIrishman August 02, 2005

heavy dafty

someone that is a pure helmet.

geo's a heavy dafty haw haw

by Steak Jeeb February 12, 2013

half dafty

A semi-erect penis.

I was sittin on the bus an a got a half dafty

I couldnae get it up that wee burd, ah only had a half dafty

by Frank Mac December 31, 2007

Oi daftie

Scottish slang for "Hello", but only used for people you're pals with

Scottish Guy 1:"Oi daftie"
Scottish Guy 2:"Whit bawbag"

by Finlavia November 02, 2023

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 01, 2023