dafty

A Hibee
Someone who supports the scum
Please also see schemey, numpty or steamer

Person 1: Alright mate, what fitba team do you support?
Person 2: Hibs!
Person 1: Ya fuckin dafty!

by Paul McGregor August 13, 2004

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

heavy dafty

someone that is a pure helmet.

geo's a heavy dafty haw haw

by Steak Jeeb February 13, 2013

half dafty

A semi-erect penis.

I was sittin on the bus an a got a half dafty

I couldnae get it up that wee burd, ah only had a half dafty

by Frank Mac January 17, 2008

On A Dafty

To have sex with somebody of the opposite sex who is below the average standard, just for the fun of it, no strings attatched.

Person A: Would You Fuck Her?

Person B: Yeah, Only On A Dafty Though.

by jack-boro June 1, 2010

DaftPina

A beta male, hypocrite, and a Bad Youtuber.

Have you heard of this guy? He's such a DaftPina.

by Joseph Motherly October 18, 2021

doftyy

Same as Dofty; but doing it with finesse.

man, he's just done a doftyy!

by Johan Smalac December 16, 2013