Drunk and down to fuck. Defines the mindframe in which your inebriation (a) strips you of all logical, decision-making skills; (b) depletes your knowledge of the word "no;" and (c) makes horniness conquer all. You are pursuing bad decisions in the name of getting some, but masking the shame with copious amounts of alcohol.
Girl 1: Are you going to that shady frat tonight? They'll probably date-rape you
Girl 2: Fuck yeah, I don't even need to be drugged! I'm DADTF.
Girl 2: Fuck yeah, I don't even need to be drugged! I'm DADTF.
by alphaphratty March 22, 2009
Get the dadtf mug.When you take a child that is not yours (I.e. Your niece or nephew or even much younger cousin) to the store or market in order to gain sympathy and eventually the numbers of women who sympathize you for being a single dad.
"So, you weren't just about to take Jake to the store for the third time this week? Dude. You're dadtrapping."
by APimpNamedGator April 14, 2017
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1. a single homosexual father extremely in touch with his motherly side that plays both roles of mother and father
2. or the butch woman in a lesbian relationship that play the role of dad
2. or the butch woman in a lesbian relationship that play the role of dad
by angela koenig and jessica kulikowski January 31, 2008
Get the dadther mug.Aka, "child support". A long-term and generally hefty tax created by the ultra rich in an attempt to keep men in western world from breeding.
A form of birth control passed off under the guise of "taking care of 'their' kids" (which is funny as many dadtaxee don't even get to see their offspring much less have possession of them).
The way it works is simple: Offer mom lots of free money (taken from dad) to do nothing other than "keep" kids away from dad. That is fitting as dad is forced to work most of the time using the threat of jail and the corresponding rapes/violence as incentive.
It's pretty clear cut, dad 'must' work to pay mom/lawyers/judges/social workers/psychologists and the rest of those who live from "family" (more like destroying families) courts. If he doesn't pay/work, "they" will take everything he has and throw him in a cage.
Those Nazi tactics sure make fatherhood look like a nightmare and that is the point, convince men not to have kids.
A form of birth control passed off under the guise of "taking care of 'their' kids" (which is funny as many dadtaxee don't even get to see their offspring much less have possession of them).
The way it works is simple: Offer mom lots of free money (taken from dad) to do nothing other than "keep" kids away from dad. That is fitting as dad is forced to work most of the time using the threat of jail and the corresponding rapes/violence as incentive.
It's pretty clear cut, dad 'must' work to pay mom/lawyers/judges/social workers/psychologists and the rest of those who live from "family" (more like destroying families) courts. If he doesn't pay/work, "they" will take everything he has and throw him in a cage.
Those Nazi tactics sure make fatherhood look like a nightmare and that is the point, convince men not to have kids.
Rich guy: If you have kids, you'll become a financial slave, it'll ruin your life!
Dad: Sounds like you know all about it, did you and your buddies invent dadtax?
Rich Guy: You mean "child support"?...have to be going now.
Dad: Sounds like you know all about it, did you and your buddies invent dadtax?
Rich Guy: You mean "child support"?...have to be going now.
by EqualShares? July 27, 2009
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by Battlespec September 12, 2020
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