cyberhickery 

cyberhickery

Cyberhickery means an activity on the Internet that involves sophisticated, intensive and long-term abuse of an individual or group. Some consider it a type of trolling, whereas others compare it to cyberbullying or cyberstalking.

It is a more polite term for 'cyberdickery' which is derived from 'cyber-', 'trickery' and 'dick.' The hickery part is morphed from 'hickory,' which is a type of stick used to abuse others.

Person A: I am always getting picked on by this person on the Internet. They just won't stop trolling me. Whatever I post on review sites they post the opposite.

Person B: Its probably someone obsessed with cyberhickery. Why don't you try posting under a different name?

cyberhickery by Dzon January 28, 2013

Cyberbitch 

Person who reads news, sports events social websites or other internet media and is compelled to comment negatively, hoping to invoke a reaction. These individuals are addicted to this faceless controversy and are constantly checking websites, email, etc. looking for a response to their opinion. A real divorce maker....just sayin'.

My husband is a cyberbitch.

Cyberbitch by Runningmate May 8, 2018

I am the android sent by CyBerlife 

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.

Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.

I am the android sent by CyBerlife by SapoMalo June 7, 2021

cyberbureaucracy

The overly complicated system of checks and balances used by websites to help users reset passwords.

Alice: Hey, did you manage to get into your iCloud yesterday?
Bob: No, the cyberbureaucracy was impossible to navigate.

cyberbureaucracy by thomasgemini127 May 25, 2018

Cybercise 

This is when you are so out of shape (because it happens more often) that when you play a game online with a buddy against 2 other guys and you are trying to get 1st so bad that your heart starts beating so fast and you start sweating and then you can't sleep for like an hour because you have too much adrenaline.

Man, the other day I got some good cybercise when me and my buddy played a 2v2 CTF on UT, the only problem was I couldn't sleep for like 2 hours afterwards!

Cybercise by Nitaro02 February 10, 2005

cyberboner

A figurative noun meant to describe the online lusting - albeit in jest - after others whose Internet-based writing, art, films, and media are awesome.

I've got a huge cyberboner for that guy's hilarious viral videos.

cyberboner by fast_hugs July 11, 2007

cybermilker 

Someone who spends most of their free time at home using the internet. As opposed to a mouse potato, a cybermilker spends hours navigating the free internet, rather than playing comuter games or watching porn.

I been on here like 6 hours already, I'm such a cybermilker.

cybermilker by Zendau2 September 25, 2008