1. The act that men without boyfriends/girlfriends do. Any self-respecting woman would never bring herself into doing cyber sex.
2. Like phone sex, but you type instead of talk. It's real pathetic, but hilarious at the same time. The "woman" is usually a man. 95% of the time, the "woman" will reveal herself to be a man at the end of cyber sex, which in turn REALLY pisses the other guy off, resulting in death threats and vows to kill the guy's family.
2. Like phone sex, but you type instead of talk. It's real pathetic, but hilarious at the same time. The "woman" is usually a man. 95% of the time, the "woman" will reveal herself to be a man at the end of cyber sex, which in turn REALLY pisses the other guy off, resulting in death threats and vows to kill the guy's family.
by 1001 October 13, 2003
The horrible spawn of lonely 75-year old hairy fat men in order to virtually de-virginise lonely 13-year old nerds over the internet. Describing oneself as a sexy 19-year old pornstar goes a long way.
"Damn man the cyber sex i'm getting lately is great"
"You sure it's not one of those 75 year old guys right?"
"...."
"HAW PWND"
"You sure it's not one of those 75 year old guys right?"
"...."
"HAW PWND"
by Death By Zobb December 14, 2004
by jiggawhut?! April 25, 2005
by q.littr December 3, 2019
Otherwise known as cybering. The act of two persons having sex in their chats. Often done wrong - with many cockblocking/mood-ending moments. Perhaps the youth of today should learn to properly cyber. The following example is what not to do.
shasaa: *flushes*
shasaa: ;////;
sorinvizor: *kisses your chin down your neck*
shasaa: *moans*
sorinvizor: do you really hate it?
shasaa: *eyes rolls up in headddd*
shasaa: *snaps out of eet* hmm what?
sorinvizor: *kisses some more applying more pressure to your crotch with my fingers*
shasaa: O///////O
sorinvizor: *kisses your lips*
sorinvizor: time to dive?
shasaa: *kisses back fervently* i missed your lips ;/////;
sorinvizor: then I'll stay up here a bit longer
sorinvizor: *kisses back*
shasaa: mmmm'
shasaa: *pooling up down thar*
sorinvizor: *moves your underwear aside exposing you then puts in a couple of fingers rubbing your insides by alternating fingers*
sorinvizor: do you miss my lips kissing your lips down there?
sorinvizor: or would you like my tool?
shasaa: *mumbles*
shasaa: nnn mmm lips...tool....lipsss....... *_____*
sorinvizor: lol
sorinvizor: *takes it out and puts your hand on it*
sorinvizor: it missed you too
sorinvizor: *kisses passionately moving from your lips to your neck and back*
shasaa: *is weak* gomen
shasaa: Pllaysss with it gentlyyy
shasaa: just lightlyyy for now mmmmm
sorinvizor: it's alright baby
shasaa: *applies moar pressure*
shasaa: *gets more excited and breast tips harden*
sorinvizor: *giggles* looks like you're in the mood
shasaa: *glassy eyed*
This is horrible cyber sex.
shasaa: ;////;
sorinvizor: *kisses your chin down your neck*
shasaa: *moans*
sorinvizor: do you really hate it?
shasaa: *eyes rolls up in headddd*
shasaa: *snaps out of eet* hmm what?
sorinvizor: *kisses some more applying more pressure to your crotch with my fingers*
shasaa: O///////O
sorinvizor: *kisses your lips*
sorinvizor: time to dive?
shasaa: *kisses back fervently* i missed your lips ;/////;
sorinvizor: then I'll stay up here a bit longer
sorinvizor: *kisses back*
shasaa: mmmm'
shasaa: *pooling up down thar*
sorinvizor: *moves your underwear aside exposing you then puts in a couple of fingers rubbing your insides by alternating fingers*
sorinvizor: do you miss my lips kissing your lips down there?
sorinvizor: or would you like my tool?
shasaa: *mumbles*
shasaa: nnn mmm lips...tool....lipsss....... *_____*
sorinvizor: lol
sorinvizor: *takes it out and puts your hand on it*
sorinvizor: it missed you too
sorinvizor: *kisses passionately moving from your lips to your neck and back*
shasaa: *is weak* gomen
shasaa: Pllaysss with it gentlyyy
shasaa: just lightlyyy for now mmmmm
sorinvizor: it's alright baby
shasaa: *applies moar pressure*
shasaa: *gets more excited and breast tips harden*
sorinvizor: *giggles* looks like you're in the mood
shasaa: *glassy eyed*
This is horrible cyber sex.
by AnonymouslyAnonymousAnon February 5, 2010
Hey yo did you here about michael cera? he got his cock stuck in his computer while having cyber sex with jamie lynn spears. what an asshole
by buttnuggett2015 July 29, 2010