CWAT

an example of a shitty, deplorable ultimate douche of a person who tries to gaslight everyone into thinking they’re above everyone else! it’s a combo of a cunt and a twat all rolled into one fucker!

“he’s a right proper cwat, ennit?!”

CWAT by hit*girl August 31, 2026

CWATOFWTUS

Casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes

We are CWATOFWTUS I spose its easier to say FWB

CWATOFWTUS by shamtexter June 17, 2011

CWATL 

A bitter-sweet laugh of approval and(or) disapproval.

Coughing while attempting to laugh (Laughter-induced asthma, you're killing me)
Coughing wins against tortured laughter (This loogie tastes better than your joke)
Coughing whelms all tempting laughter (I really want to but I'm just not healthy enough for jovial activity)

Lamer: LOL your sister is such a nerd last week she fell over her tray smearing ketchup an soda all over

Dude: CWATL so did you catch the game last night?

Lamer: I CWATLd a loogie in my cereal jus reminiscing about that fumbler QB.

Dude: LOLz

CWATL by Cloudz27 December 18, 2011

Cwatche 

Cuh-Watt-Chee
Meaning Someone is Deranged or Stupid

"What are you, a Cwatche?!"
"He told me I was a Cwatche at the bar."

Cwatche by MrUnknown_38 January 22, 2023