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convenient

(adjective) 1. used to describe someone who is serviceable, available, or user friendly in a time that coincides with drunken lonliness syndrome
Drunk girl: Zac is laying in his bed, and I want to cuddle with him in his bed...how convenient!
by dansr73 February 10, 2007
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convenient sickness disease

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.
"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*
by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010
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Convenientarian

Someone who will switch sides, ideology, assertions or facts to suit his or her preference for the moment.
Assertion: I can't eat the meatloaf you made for dinner tonight because I've decided to be a vegetarian.
Response: You aren't a vegetarian. You're a convenientarian.
by gsue October 21, 2010
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convenient recollection

A memory recalled inacuratley, to unconsciously protect against guilt, anxiety, or unwanted associations.
Are you kidding? She must be having convenient recollection!
by Taylor Larson October 17, 2006
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Conveniently Bipolar

When the symptoms of an individual's bipolar disorder only seems to interfere in their life when it is to the afflicted person's benefit.
Bill is completely sane when asking friends to lend him money, but becomes conveniently bipolar when it's time to repay them.
by Magdalene St. Vitus January 15, 2009
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Convenient News Network

The Convenient News Network (or CNN,) is the news channel on TV that everybody in movies watches because it always reports on exactly the thing you want to know about. This phrase was coined by Cleolinda Jones who writes the m15m livejournal.
Famous Actor: "Somebody just told me about some vague interesting thing that's important to the plot, I better turn to the Convenient News Network to find out more, because I just know that's what they'll be talking about when I turn on the TV, which, of course, is already on the exact channel I was going to watch anyway."
by savetheinternet.com June 30, 2008
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Convenient Lesbian

1) Girls who indulge in girl on girl action when surrounded by girls only. Despite being hetero, they get their jollies the gay way, rather than have no action at all. Common in students at all girls boarding schools.

2) A girl who announces she's gay when being chatted up by a bloke she finds repellent.

3) The heterosexual emo females, who believe that gayness=coolness and therefore have all been gay/are currently gay/will be gay very soon but will embrace their genuine sexuality when that is in fashion.
1) I first had sex when I was seventeen, if you don't count the two years in which I attended Roedean and was a convenient lesbian.

2) Phil decided to go home after being shot down by the fifth convenient lesbian of the night.

3) Those emo girls aren't actually gay, you know. They're just convenient lesbians. Next week they'll be into pre-op transexuals to coincide with the latest reality tv show.
by MagickDio November 7, 2012
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