The Cunt punch is a basic combat manoeuvre that involves punching a woman in the vagina, almost exclusively in an uppercutting fashion. The cunt punch is generally administered to a woman that is displaying attributes that can be described and or categorised as "cunty".
"That woman at McDonalds was being a bitch and asking to see the manager, so I gave her the meanest Cunt punch"
by Layum1203 March 01, 2018
by umpaalmpaaaaaa September 28, 2018
by HOOKERKILLER October 11, 2008
The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.
The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.
The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.
The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.
Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.
Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
by Markla December 28, 2007
by ASSPECKA June 11, 2011
i was going to have a crazy night with paige last night but she pissed me off so i double dildo cunt punched that girl.
by random guy! May 13, 2012
Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?
James: you five finger cunt punched her?
by Jerky finger June 30, 2018