Off your cunt

Similar to off your nut, but reserved for extreme cases in which the person has almost no control of themselves anymore - usually due to high drug consumption.

"Dan how much have you sniffed tonight? You're completely off your cunt"

"I'm not surprised you don't remember last night, you were completely off your cunt"

by ZzScotty January 18, 2019

Fuck off you cunt

An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.

Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"

by Labiosexon February 3, 2020

Get Off My Cunt

New generation term for "Get Off My Case"

Mother: "Sweetheart, have you done your homework yet?"
Son: Damn bitch! Get off my cunt!

by Halpin Productions November 22, 2007

Bitch leaf off a cunt tree

A bitch leaf off a cunt tree is the term for an evil woman who comes from a more evil woman.

She was so bad for him... I knew she was a bitch leaf off a cunt tree all falling on his grass.

by Chayce1981 November 1, 2017

Piss off you cunt

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx

Person 1: can I ha-
Person 2: piss off you cunt

by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023

You stupid cunt, fuck off

what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....

oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)

Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz

by BOND, DYED BLOND January 1, 2012

Office Cunt

An office co-worker that nobody likes that goes out of her way to be a bitch to everyone.
Often refered to as the "OC" for short.

Jimmy: "Damn it's hot! Who is messing with the A/C?"
Dan: "The office cunt!"

Jimmy: Jane is being such an OC!

by 5091 December 11, 2007