Cumfused

You confused if drinking cum is better than sucking

I was cumfused when sucking my cock

by Bdd7509 March 23, 2022

Cumfused

When you don’t know where to cum

I didn’t know where to cum, I was cumfused!

by Sammalossi April 14, 2026

Camfused

When a webcam pops up behind your current internet window during excessive porn surfing and you, for a brief period of time, believe that the woman is speaking directly to you.

I was masturbating furiously last night only to be camfused by a large black woman on Porn Hub Live saying, "Use both hands for me baby!" After my initial panic, I realized it was just a video and she couldn't actually see me jerking off.

by Slopppy Seconds June 19, 2011

Comfused

Meaning glued to the computer screen unable to escape. Com = computer: Fused = glued.

'Im so comfused right now.'
'Arent we all!!'

by SuperKamiGoku October 29, 2011

cunfused

when u dont no somtin DUH r u stupid

i am so cunfused (that is how u spell it trust me)

by My what ???????pseudonym November 29, 2018

cumfusted

when you're confused and frustrated about cum.

i'm cumfusted.

by unfortunatlymynameisntfuckface November 16, 2023