cum rag 

1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.

1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!

cum rag by evil little monkey July 15, 2008

Cum Rag 

A worthless person. A person that deserves no respect.
A girl that everyone gets to fuck. An easy lay.

Paola is such a fucking CUM RAG, she just sits around doing nothing all day long, what worthless piece of shit!

Carol is such a CUM RAG, the whole town has gotten a piece of her.

Cum Rag by Al Bravo May 25, 2006

Cum rag 

Along with being something that you cum into, it can also be another word for slut. A girl who cheats a lot is an absolute cum rag.
It's also a pretty good general insult. Call your friend a cum rag today!

Ugh, josh is such a cum rag.

She's so hot... What a cum rag.

I frantically used a dish towel as a cum rag as my mom started opening the door.

Cum rag by Xakez May 29, 2022

cum rag 

Noun: A dude that sucks (is not awesome)

My new neighbor is always drunk and shooting guns in the middle of the day, he is such a cum rag.

cum rag by Montana moonshadow July 27, 2016

cum rag 

A cum rag is a towl or rag used to wipe "semen" or "jizz" off a certain area. Usually used during oral sex when semen is ejected into the eye socket or on the breasts, making it a "jizzy tit." Using this rag will make God hate you and he will make your babies retarded and look like the 19th child the Dugar family popped out. Like, Jesus Christ, sew her puss together. Anyways, yeah. Cum rags give you rashes, STDs, and a one way ticket to hell.

"Oh Harold! You got your stupid Jew sperm in my effin' eye! Damn! Get the damn cum rag!"

"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!"

"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."

cum rag by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010

Cum rag 

Another name for Conrad.

Shut the fuck up cum rag!

Cum rag by Master_Wrestler69 January 2, 2020

Cum rag 

A girl thats been ejaculated in a lot aka A HOE

”Yea I got 13 bodies and all of them came in me”
“ YEA YOU A CUM RAG ASS HOE”

Cum rag by WHATTHEHELL🔥🔥🔥 March 10, 2023