Pube Crystals

When sexual fluids crystallize in ones pubic region.

*after finishing* “I’d love to stay and cuddle but I’ve really got to pluck out these pube crystals in the bathroom”

by Burgerfan123 December 18, 2017

Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s

Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals

by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019

poop crystals

the invisible shit that clings to everything in the bathroom after dumping

i had to put my tooth brush in a bag so the poop crystals wouldn't get stuck on it.

by ghost on ya August 13, 2009

flava crystals

The white crust of dried spit that gathers in the corners of ones mouth, a la Flava Flav.

Did you watch flavor of love last week? He had the flava crystals kickin!

by Chris Jke March 24, 2008

crystals

Crystals reffers to cocaine mostly, but can be used for other kinds of inhaling drugs

"I just got a bag of crystals ffrom this guy at the alley"

by efe_gallagher November 6, 2007

CrystalShire

Crystalshire is a name of an indie game.

Dude, i created a warrior last night, and got it to level 20 on crystalshire!

by DrBlowfish October 17, 2011

cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth

This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals

by yehowyada February 6, 2018