crystal ball?

when a person asks an obvious question or a question that is so retarded that you just can't even be bothered to answer it.

"Dad, is football really coming home?"
"Crystal Ball?"

by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 11, 2018

Crystal balling

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head

"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"

by Cornish panda September 7, 2018

got crystal balls

You got crystal balls? This is a humorous way to ask someone if they have super mental powers.

After predicting three race results, people asked Carl if he got crystal balls working!

by I, Wreckerrr May 22, 2021

without a crystal ball

Without a crystal ball

Without a crystal ball is a poorly built website

by SALacious Bum August 14, 2022

Charleston Crystal Ball

A magical place where one goes to see there future.

I was bored last thursday, so I went to the Charleston Crystal Ball and it showed me I was going to go dance later that evening.

by Dan Cortez March 9, 2007

Crystal Ball

Verb

1. When a man pulls out during intercourse and ejaculates into the womans eyeballs, then shouts "crystal ball"! The reference derives from the crystal balls fortune tellers use to forsee the future. By having the semen in her eyes, the woman can see the potential children of her future.

2. The crystal ball used by gypsy fuckers...

"Dude....I totally gave my old lady a crystal ball last night. She was so pissed. Mainly because I fucked up her contact lenses"

by MAN STUFF May 15, 2016

I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.

Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.

by rperazag July 1, 2010