Billy Crystal Jew

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.

Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.

by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013

Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.

Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?

by whatadickhead August 22, 2016

Crista

Crista is one of the most perfect people u will ever meet. Ik ik no one is perfect but honestly Crista is. She is the sweetest, kindest, awesome, loyal, trustworthy, and thoughtful honest person u will ever meet. If u ever meet a Crista cherish them as much a spossibke. Btw not in a phsyco way. But anyways they are the best. I would because...well let's just say I knew one and she was amazing and I loved her very much. But when she disappears u realize u lost someone so dear that u realize u did not cherish her enough to let her know u love her. Girlfriend, friend, bff, family member especially cherish them as long as u can. Please just do that. That's one thing Cristas will never forget.

What u know a Crista. Wow I wish I knew one they are just seriously perfect.

by Cynthex12 October 18, 2018

Crystal Speed

Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone

I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.

by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022

Crystal Cracker

Person who prefers to take crystal meth up their anus. traditionally done by trailer park trash (crackers.)

Kyle threw out his pipe and became a crystal cracker.

by danamontana December 4, 2019

Crystal Ship

Street name for crack pipe. Also know as "The glass dick".

Yo dawg... Let me hit that "Crystal ship".

by Ted Noles July 5, 2011

Cristalyn

Fun, loving and don't really care what people say. Loyal beyond the Earth and loves food.Crazy enough to cut your dick off and go to the hospital with you. Minds her own business and don't fuck with fake ass hoes. When she don't with you it's over no going back. Love sum Hated by many. Shy ,and freaky when you the right one. She strong and smart. Math and science are her main subjects.She is the definition of petty.

Cristalyn is a pretty person.

by 😂😘 February 3, 2019