The type of guy you never want your daughter to date. Unable to carry on adult conversation or perform basic tasks of self care because his mother still rubs his bum and tells him its special and different from everyone else's. Has a horrible temper and drives fast cars i.e. Kia Optima, Ford Mustang to compensate for his comically small genitals.
by satchmonster September 24, 2016
Get the cruzmug. The biggest faggot of all time, likes to play fortnite and after practice looks at guys dicks in the shower
by iziqh January 10, 2019
Get the cruzmug. by jeon alexis January 25, 2019
Get the cruzmug. You know how, on a hot humid day, your unmentionables will sometimes stick to your leg and you have to do this awkward little shuffle to get it unstuck without blatantly rummaging around down there? From 6th Jan, 2021, this condition is known as a cruz.
Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum
Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum
Johnson:"Why are you doing that weird walk?"
Dick:"I've got a cruz man... it's so dank and humid today."
Dick:"I've got a cruz man... it's so dank and humid today."
by Pangalactic Gargleblaster January 13, 2021
Get the cruzmug. Caring funny person who takes things things to heart not dumb but not a nerd either. Cruz is a person to not really give a shit half the time and doesn’t like doing things he doesn’t have to.
by Dhsus962/ March 7, 2019
Get the Cruzmug. Me and my friends all gathered up to meet with Cruz, our friend, to have a party with his mother. *Insert lipbite*
by battweryac1d January 20, 2022
Get the Cruzmug. guy 1: dude, Armando did A Cruz in geometry class!
guy 2: wut?
guy 1: yeah, he just packed his things and left the classroom
guy 2: wow, he is such a badass
guy 2: wut?
guy 1: yeah, he just packed his things and left the classroom
guy 2: wow, he is such a badass
by LeGato2555 September 6, 2012
Get the A Cruzmug.