Crusty Dusty

A cum sock that has been left for a while. good snack for hoes your roomie brings home.

Jack brought back a stripper and took her to my room. gave him a crusty dusty for breakfast.

by Efilon April 09, 2019

Crusty Dusty Midget

A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.

You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...

by ThatOneGuyThatNoOneLikes April 28, 2019

crusty dusty hoofs

Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!

Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!

by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021

crusty dusty dinosaur

A real old fella or young fella named gabbo

whatta crusty dusty dinosaur

by Murphy1144 May 15, 2019

crusty dusty dinosaur

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u r crusty dusty dinosaur

by EMILY IS A HOE June 28, 2019

Crusty and dusty

Wen the female vigina has crusty dried cum left in his/her vigina abd dusty is the physical smell and look of a nasty aroma of the vigina

Commin in stripers, hoes, and female escort

Yo that bitch was crusty and dusty last night im no kidding she was

by Fuge_Nuggets December 19, 2019

Creepy crusty dusty old man

Do you know that creepy uncle? Him!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird!

You: You know Uncle Gary?
Sister: He's so weird! Such a creepy crusty dusty old man!!

by Human_person123 December 16, 2021