Crescendocore

n. (kre-SHEN-do-kor)

Crescendocore is a umbrella term for a wide variety of musical genres. The majority of popular crescendocore lies in the post rock and shoegaze genres.
It's a joining of the word 'Crescendo' and the suffix '-core.' The latter does not imply a connection to Hardcore music, it just states that it is a term for a genre of music.

What crescendocore implies is a heavy emphasis the characteristic in music of a long tension and release in the form of a large dynamic change - that is; getting very loud. This usually happens very quickly and is also marked by changing tonal and duration structures.

Several well known crescendocore acts include:
-Sigur Ròs
-Godspeed You! Black Emperor
-Ludwig van Beethoven
-Flying Saucer Attack
-Slint
-Bark Psychosis

Guy 1: Dude, have you heard of Godspeed You! Black Emperor?
Guy 2: No, not really.
Guy 1: Man, you should, you love post rock and this is A grade crescendocore
Guy 2: I should probably check them out, then.

by I have no pseudonym May 16, 2011

Crushed Rhino

Crushed Rhino is the act of, mashing your genitalia against a clear piece of glass. Giving the illusion of a rhinos face.

Ghoutty walked out of his room only to see his friend had mashed his cock and balls to the clear glass of a fire extinguisher holder, he replied "that looks like a crushed rhino" his friend then called him a fag for looking at his junk.

by BenderBotsack August 28, 2009

Crushed heart

When you love someone really really much and you feel the warm fuzzy feeling inside, you would spend your life with them and never harm their feelings or take their happiness but then, they betray you(you know what they did and it's different for us all), you develop a feeling of hate for yourself and the anger robb your mind of all the good feelings then transforms them, change them into something else, now stabbing you like sharp knives and only the pain cloud your mind, corrupting your thoughts, this will continue until all your love dripped out on the floor your crying apon and then your own demons wil crush your heart to squeeze it all out , your left feeling empty, cold, heartless, all your feelings gone with no way to ever feel the same again, you'll spend hours, days searching for love or an ounce of a feeling that resembles it and won't find a thing, everytime the person that betrayed you is close you'll feel hate, anger, sadness, regret, pain, which will be the only warm feeling you experience for as long as your empty, cold, crushed heart beats on. A crushed heart has been beaten and consumed by the evil shadows and stalks the feelings of happiness, joy, trust and love only to hate them for doing this to him.

Chlo you killed my emotion now I have a crushed heart💔

by Retard's weirdo x3'<1<2<2x1]2 September 4, 2021

Crushed

Means to get hurt by a person either by there words, actions, etc

I was crushed by my crush.

by SakuraSaku October 25, 2006

crescendo clapping

When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.

Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!

Ron: Damn.

by behemoth887 July 8, 2009

crushed out

The feeling of having a crush on someone, only somewhat stronger. Somewhat akin to being sprung.

A person who is 'crushed out' will sit by the phone all day, stare at a person's picture, with puppy love thoughts of hugs and kisses.

Keli was so crushed out on Jay, she could barely think of anything else.

by Miyna April 20, 2006

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

by Doggysoft August 20, 2006