crunkinated

Getting very drunk on expensive alcohol while listening to crunk music. You have to be at least part black or be black on the inside to be considered crunkinated.

Nick wants to get crunkinated but he is much too white and likes to drink Hawkeye Vodka.

by Da Crock January 5, 2006

crunked

to get high and drunk at the same time

last night i drank a 40 oz of O.E. and smoked a blunt to my head

by E unit John April 1, 2003

crunkanol

The organic compound you find in truly strong mixed drinks. It will get you crunk much faster than a standard ethanol beverage.

Brendan was sure to make his mixed drinks crunkanol. It makes all the bitches crazy for him.

Nighttrain is thought to contain a high crunkanol to ethanol content.

Make your mixed drinks with crunkanol, for a crunked up good time!

by RCN January 4, 2007

crunked

A state in which someone's conscousness is altered by both drinking alcohol and being stoned off their ass.

Emily: Are you stoned yet?
Trevor: I'd thay tho mythelf, and drunk, too.. is there a word for that?
Emily: Yeah, you're "Crunked"
Trevor: Tomorrow when I'm still wasted at my dad's work, I'm going to post a useless definition on urbandictionary.com along with our conversation.

And then I lost my virginity. Not a happy story.

by restin256 February 27, 2005

Crunkely

A general feeling of illness, crappiness, or complete and utter shite.

"David didn't want to go to the party with his friends because he felt so crunkely."

by Crunkmaster 3000 January 5, 2021

crunked

Being stoned and drunk at the same time. (Drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana)

You are at a party smoking joints and drinking beer/mixed drinks.

by rdd September 27, 2004

Crankenhouse

A bastardization of the German word "Krankenhaus" meaning hospital. The place you go when you are cranked.

He whent to the crankenhouse cuz he broke his face

by S Dizzle January 12, 2004