Cruddlife

Just a fully sick human

Hey your like cruddlife.

If you want to be cool you gotta be cruddlife

by Al ZéCruddy May 31, 2021

cruddie

Person who sucks all the joy and humor right out of you.

Bob: Was that a dementor?
Steve: No, it was a cruddie.
Bob: Same difference.

by SexyHo June 14, 2004

crudamoli

Just a more polite way to say "Oh Shit, or Wow!"

-"Crudamoli! Did you see that bitch get beat down?"

by ndy June 11, 2006

cruddlington

A universal replacement for any word in the english language.

Guy- "hey man i just made out with Anna"
Guy2- "oooft brah shes like full on cruddlington"

Guy- "I was pumping this chick in the cruddlington all night long"
Guy2- "Eshays"

Guy- "bro that OJ and south wales gave me the cruddlingtons"

by cruddlington69 August 21, 2008

cruddance

"The worst thing", but with more severity and vulgarity.

cf: crapness

Also used as an exclamation, in place of a swear word.

We'll have to get up at 5; but the cruddance is that we won't be seeing a bed again for 48hrs!

Cruddance! I just stepped on a cactus.

by JWBPhayz July 22, 2009

crudderbum

A man with a perma-poo stain on his right thigh.

Ew, look at that stinky crudderbum trying to pick up that cheap whooah.

by Wuttamess October 29, 2009

Cruddlemuffins

an exclamation one says when something turns from crud and gets worse and worse.

Cruddlemuffins im only 14

by Chris Holder September 28, 2005