crapifications

(n.) when the ramifications of a certain decision will yield disastrous results of epic proportions.

I don't think you understand the crapifications if you press that button!

by Dick Eader December 5, 2006

Brucification

The religion in which you worship a god by the name of Bruce. Brucifists worship Bruce and study the Brucible.

Hey do you worship Brucification the one and only true religion.

by Brucification February 6, 2017

crucifiction

N) a lie told about someone that puts them in a very bad light, most often used in political campaigns. The lie is generally VERY obvious as being a lie, and is a blatent attempt to distort the truth.

The latest Republican ad attacking Obama is total crucifiction.

by scottimack October 3, 2008

Crumbification

A continuous state of becoming a full crumb. This involves a steady decline in energy and drive, with a simultaneous increase in procrastination for daily tasks. Typically, crumbification is necessary for those who have been overworked or stressed. However, in rare cases, chronic crumbification can occur where the individual is in a constant state of crumbification and can, in extreme cases, lead to becoming a full crumb.

This Sunday, I was planning to be productive and get work done but instead found myself in a state of crumbification.

by plant-boi April 18, 2021

crucifixation

Crucifixation is the belief that all Christians are saved and, conversely, that all non-Christians, regardless of faith or moral character, are damned.,

Brain washed fundamentalist hypocrites suffer from crucifixation.

by SECRETAGENTSUPERROBOT!!! October 29, 2015

Crazification

1. The word crazy made into an adverb.
2. Describing the amount of craziness in an area
3. The unit 'Crazy' is measured in.

When you threw that pie the Crazification levels went up!

by Dwinky May 1, 2005

crucifiction

The fake story of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, so named because it is not supported by any other source than the Bible.

A. "Hey, it's Good Friday. Have I told you the good news about the crucifixion?"
B. "You mean the crucifiction? Get back to me when you've got proof."

by CardenB666 April 15, 2022