crotch cricket

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.

Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.

by ACannon April 8, 2008

Crotch Crickets

Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.

Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.

by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019

crotch cricket

A pubic louse.

I'mo gonna give dat biotch da kobe special if i found out she gave me crotch crickets.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

Crotch Crickets

Bugs in your underwear
crabs

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.

by Rab Dog July 27, 2004

crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

Crotch Crickets

Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.

She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.

by i have a fake name December 9, 2010

Crotch Crickets

They are pubic lice.

Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".

by Timothy Keith Metz May 25, 2006