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CrossFit

A new and expensive way of re-branding boot camp and circuit training. Also a method of selling out while pretending to be hardcore and underground.
CrossFit makes men smaller and women hotter.

The average CrossFit male wears an extra medium shirt.
by Grouch Classman June 21, 2011
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CrossFit

An elaborate way to control the human mind so it will eventually rationalize any monetary transaction.
Person: You spent how much on that T-shirt?!

CrossFitter: It's more than just a T-shirt, you wouldn't understand.
by nopenope August 24, 2010
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CrossFIT

A Conga Line consisting of 6 or more naked Men during a foam party. In the line, the men hold the Penis' of the Man in front of them while singing Country cover songs.
Hey Johnny are you going to CrossFit? I hear they are covering "Friends in Low Places" and "Unanswered Prayers".
Great, I will lube up and get out the wacky noodles, you foam up the Sauna and gather the Guys. Don't forget the Cowboy Hats!!!
by Skin DIver April 8, 2022
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Crossfit

an asskicking, kick-ass daily high-intensity, "functional" fitness workout.workouts usually followed by vommiting.people who dig crossfit include: fire fighters,police officers,marines,seals,martial artists,soccer moms etc...
todays crossfit wod made me puke
by thefatkid March 9, 2009
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CrossFit

I'm joining my homosexual friends for some CrossFit.
by Lord Zuke April 9, 2019
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Crossfit

The capacity to endure severe physical pain for set periods of time. Some may find this addictive.
His back ached. His legs ached. His arms ached. He could barely get out of bed his abs were so sore. And yet, he couldn't stop thinking about the next crossfit class.
by AthleticSaffa December 1, 2020
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crossfit jesus

A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.
My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.
by Sk8rWolfy August 9, 2016
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