crookie

a cross dressing wookie(see definition) who asks to stay in your room at 2 in the morning, then proceeds to tell your roomate "im so glad i met a person like you" and hits on him blaitently for the next 10 minutes. It also goes around stealing various purses laptops and whatever other girly things he can find, and slurks around dorm rooms. If you ever run in to a crookie, immediately leave the room and pray that you never see him again

Wow, that kid derrick was a real crookie last night.

by nick dimille March 31, 2008

Crookie

Deer Hunting with Machine Learning Kid from the Islands and still in skooling.

Charles never graduated color maths class and until that moment he technically is still a crookie.

by Mike Ballz October 21, 2021

Cronkies

Crackers and Honkies

You know, I am getting sick and tired of these fake cronkies and their supremacy feelings that they show.

by Heavens777 August 27, 2023

crookie

Crooked old men.

Combination of crook + oldie.

Plural(tend to gather in the viagra aisle): Crookies.

A: “Have you ever noticed that guys that specifically call girls ‘college-aged’ haven’t been near a college in the last 15-20 years?”
B: “Omg you’re right, those f***ing crookies.”

by crookiehunter November 13, 2025