The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.
Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.
Me: You're crochet-ming again.
Me: You're crochet-ming again.
by itchymonkey April 6, 2016
Get the crochet-ming mug.chilean word used to make a reference of offending someone else mother. it’s like “motherfucker” in english, it’s an adaptation of “la concha de tu madre” in Argentina.
“Conchetumare me trajiste la plata weono?”
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something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)
1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.
2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?
3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!
4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.
5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.
2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?
3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!
4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.
5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.
by M. Stewart March 24, 2003
Get the crochet mug.Slang word used in Chile. It is commonly used the same way as "motherfucker". It literally means "the cunt(vagina) of your mother".
In the same way as the term "motherfucker" it´s offensive use depends on the way you say it.
In the same way as the term "motherfucker" it´s offensive use depends on the way you say it.
If somebody's messing with you:
Spanish: ¿Qué te pasa conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s the matter motherfucker?
To a friend:
Spanish: ¿Qué onda conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s up motherfucker?
Spanish: ¿Qué te pasa conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s the matter motherfucker?
To a friend:
Spanish: ¿Qué onda conchetumadre?
English: ¿What´s up motherfucker?
by bewm1982 September 18, 2008
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gnat's balls
the width of a gnat's crochet, Within a gnat's crotchet.
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'
Well known saying on British radio Game Show, 'I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue'
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