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derived from "don't cry"

a word used to humiliate (without them realising) people that are:

shouting/moaning/arguing/being sarcastic

'croat' is many things to many people, and the act of 'croating' can occur in many ways, and is often to the annoyance of many people.

A shout of 'Croat' will often be followed by the laughter of their peers, as they know exactly whats happened... yet the 'Croater' does not.
-Croat

Teacher: "Can everyone please shut up! And stop being immature!"

Student(s): "CROOOOOOOOAT!"
Croat by EMc... June 16, 2009
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A derogatory term used for them dirty Croations!

Similar to ‘Slope, Spic or Nigger’
Melvin - ‘I’m going to make one of them immigrant Croats at the local car wash clean my van’
Gerald - ‘Is your van really that dirty?’
Melvin - ‘Yes, after I ran over that family of Croats and raped the mother, it’s disgusting
Croat by TWC.TV May 21, 2018
its called acting us croats only do that as much as anyone would.
the croat didnt do it, his character did
Croat by sxycro September 8, 2004
person from croatia a country that was used by turks for slaves (made prety good ones too) during the balkan war between bosnia serbia and croatian (slovenia was in it for 3 days) they lost 3rd of their country in less than a year to Serbian armies who by that time also took full control of over 75% of bosnia.
made rele nice slaves for turks did fight back but that didnt do much the only reason they held their borders was because of the allience of christianity lead by the pope from rome and turks were quite busy with spain on high seas at the time
croat by truth October 9, 2004
A Croat is somebody from Croatia who is very scared.

Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy
Nazi: Hello
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.
Croat by The Gog June 7, 2011
when you have water in your mouth and spit it out.
when you make an odd sound coming from your mouth
oh my god! karl just sent me a photo of her croating in the bath tub.
michelle just croated.
croat by michelle batenko February 17, 2021