Cristian has a really big cock, he is sexy asf too. This kid has the sexiest face and is getting head from 74 girls this year, he also likes soccer and football and is a god at siege
by ImAGayNlGGA December 5, 2019
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by nimrod7 July 3, 2009
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"I was feeling really down, so I watched some AVPM."
"Nothing like some good Crisstian worship to make you feel better.
"Nothing like some good Crisstian worship to make you feel better.
by A Fellow Crisstian November 23, 2010
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Girl 1: I met this amazing guy who is very creative and impresses on how smart he is.
Girl 2: Really! He sounds like a Cristiano to me.
Girl 2: Really! He sounds like a Cristiano to me.
by Moon_goddess June 16, 2014
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by jabbathebutt1 June 18, 2016
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