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Cripple Credentials

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Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!
If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021
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cripple talk

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A person who talks a lot of shit but is too lame to back it up
That's some cripple talk right there- all bark and no bite
by DMack2018 February 22, 2018
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cash point cripple

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An micro minded individual who parks their vehicle as close as possible to an ATM regardless of how much inconvenience this causes others.

Parking next to an ATM without having regards to others especially if there is a free parking bay within 5 meters.
Bert: Observe the chav with the IQ reducer and GTI parked outside the bank. Clearly a cash point cripple
Gert: Tosser
by janeizgood March 13, 2008
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A person who has a disability and embraces it, rather than feeling sorry for themselves.
Yes, I am a Cripple, got a problem with that?
by Cynicalbeauty April 10, 2006
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Crapple is an assortment of useless apps that is forced on users as part of new ios updates.
The Apple i Watch icon on my iphone is useless as I don't have an apple watch. So I create a folder on my phone for this app and the rest of the crapple.
by GeoBandito May 10, 2016
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A contraction of the company "Apple" Inc. and the products that it clobbers together from preexisting off-the-shelf products made by other companies, otherwise known as "Crap".
Question: Why doesn't crapple have any engineers?

Answer: Because a company of high school dropouts (like CEO Steve Jobs) are jealous of intellect. They either scare engineers away if they happen to hire one, or they chew them up and spit them out after stealing their technical knowledge and ideas and claim them as their own.

Q: Does John Geleynse STILL "work" as Director of Crapple's "World -Wide Technologies Evangelism" sit-there-and-gossip department in spite of the fact that he lied about having a college degree and has absolutely no skills?

A: Yes in spite of the fact that he has leaked employees' and customers' personal information taken from crApple's Apple Directory database to his Psychotic Church affiliates both inside and outside of crApple. And in spite of the fact he has outstayed the "Klingons". What else would you expect from a no-trick-pony icon artist that exemplifies Crapple?
by DanTheMan23 February 21, 2011
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Cripple-Potamous

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A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers
Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos
by holidayze December 6, 2011
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