Dripology

The study of drip in public form and relations.

(Study of my drip)

My major in college was Dripology, I consider my self an expert.

by The big dropper May 1, 2019

chimology

A portmanteau of "chim" meaning "profound" in the Hokkien dialect, and -logy. Meaning very profound, usually of concepts, ideas. Used almost exclusively by students during mugging.

These calculus equations are really chimology, sibeh tough.

by amekanasai November 17, 2015

Crapology

Crapology: the study of anything that does not reach a high standard as set by the majority of stake holders. Subject is generally a singular object or noun that many people submit evidence on to be reviewed by a group. An example might be crap photos of birds. Criteria to be met may include blurred images, poor placement of the subject, poor distance.

Any object may become the subject of a study in its crappiness. The only criteria is that people must volunteer to judge the object objectively without feeling and bias.

Studying the crappiness of any subject requires a PhD in crapology

by Sparklelarkle November 13, 2021

crapnology

crapnology refers to internet based technology, i.e. websites or software, which is inefficient, hard to navigate, or generally of a poor quality.

Essentially synonymous with crap technology - crapnology.

This website is impossible to navigate, it must be made using crapnology

by Hayley Hooper April 11, 2005

Cringology

Cringology revolves around the concept of intellectually superior individuals having to deal with stupid/ignorant people. The amount of ignorance and stupidity is often so great, that the intellectual is overcome with mixed head-exploding emotions that can only be expressed with a cringe (that may also manifest in uttering the words "cringology").

Example 1:
D: "Stupid people rule the world!"
I: "Yeah... Cringology."

Example 2:
Boss: "Hey, you're Japanese! Can you do a story on this really big Japanese pop singer?"
Journalist: "Actually, I'm Chinese - but who's the singer?"
Boss: "Oh, some guy called Rain."
Journalist: "Um... Rain's Korean."
Boss: "What's the difference?"
Journalist: "Urgh... Cringology..."

by Professor of Cringology June 26, 2009

crapology

the study of feces to predict the future

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

by steve austin July 21, 2004

gripology

the subject of gripping one's female genitalia around men's genitalia.

These girls must've been studying gripology the way you keep going back to that strip club, Josh

by GingerNinja6957 April 26, 2023