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Creepalkerish

An action that is both creepy and stalkerish
For example:

I can't tell him that I saw him break up with her, that would be way too creepalkerish!
by Ashleena March 4, 2010
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strawberry cheescake

to ejaculat on a girls face then hit her a punch whitch busts her nose or lip
ye, i was shagging this fit blond and to finish her of i strawberry cheescaked her
by emo mark January 13, 2008
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cheescake tits

large flappy tits usually succumbed by eating cheescake and or other fatty foods
Liz Rennie has some damn cheescake tits
by Tommy Ammundson July 6, 2006
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creepavert

an old man going "bown-chicka-wown-wown" when a sixteen yr old girl walks by. that's the ultimate trait of a creepavert.
by SpunkiieChica August 17, 2007
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crapcakes

A word meaning a girls pussy that tastes like shit.
That girls pussy tasted like straight up crapcakes.
by Cole Wyatt November 28, 2006
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houdini cheescake bowtie

Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.
by this is youtube shit March 27, 2010
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Creepage Distance

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.
"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"
by bobthebuilder18 January 21, 2009
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