Custard Cream

Pejerotive term for a white homosexual who has unprotected anal sex. Originated in the 1960s in the northwest mining/steel production town of Workington in the UK.

That guy's definitely gay. I bet his arse looks like a custard cream.

by Ted Holliday September 2, 2013

Custard Cream

During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.

She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.

by Harry Toba February 5, 2014

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 2, 2020

Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

Custard Ice Cream

it's when you lick your partner's face smeared with cum (or also licking each other)

Last night i have made a Custard Ice Cream with Cindy

by Apocalyptic Ass March 11, 2019