creambeard

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

by Rufas April 12, 2008

creamjeanery

Something that causes a dude to have the ultimate desire to line the inner walls of his jeans with sweet creamy goodness.

I was walking my dog today and i saw this fantastic rock that i felt was a prime example of creamjeanery, and thus, i had to go home and change.

by Allison Cameronnnn September 13, 2009

Createabilities

the ability to make up words

i made up the word dude i have good Createabilities

by Tato Commando October 3, 2009

Shimshaw-Creamtime

A noun referring to the time of a Shimshaw-Cream event, an event at which up to 30 different milk enjoyers gather to consume gallons of 2% milk without utensils or glassware.

Hey former United States Vice President Dick Cheney! Looking forward to Shimshaw-Creamtime?

by Temptation of the Void September 30, 2021

creamdream

To jizz your pants while your sleeping

dude that chick totaly gives me a creamdream

by applegroper February 5, 2010

Cream Team

A team that is populated by talented members, representing the "cream of the crop".

John: How do they keep winning?
Mary: They rock at that, they're the Cream Team.

by reverb232 June 24, 2013

Createaphobia

The irrational fear of criticism.

An example of createaphobia would be, "That bike thief just said I'm robberphobic, He's a createaphobe."

by RuskiBear January 22, 2020