creambeard

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

by Rufas April 13, 2008

Creamjeanery

Any person, place, thing or idea that is able to make one cream within their jeans.

Oasis' "(What's The Story) Morning Glory" is a work of pure musical creamjeanery.

by ScottyTheCheapBumBum September 4, 2009

creambeard

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

by Rufas April 12, 2008

creamjeanery

Something that causes a dude to have the ultimate desire to line the inner walls of his jeans with sweet creamy goodness.

I was walking my dog today and i saw this fantastic rock that i felt was a prime example of creamjeanery, and thus, i had to go home and change.

by Allison Cameronnnn September 13, 2009

CreamJeans

Someone who can cream on your jeans but not while inside you :)

Bret couldn't get his dick hard for sex but dried humped me till he became what he is today and that's a creamjeans.

by ♡BrokenButBeautiful♡ April 2, 2019

Crema de Salsa Beans

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema

I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

by Daccracker August 3, 2011