Crappage

some guy who spends 15 hours a day trolling #main of the spring lobby

Spring_Player: can someone plz host a game
Crappage: STFU NOOB!
Spring_Player: :'(
1:03:46 PM * Spring_Player has left #main (Quit)

by joe365 September 2, 2007

crapwreck

A situation that goes from bad to worse quickly, often with bitterly funny results.

The Mets were already losing 15-0 when it started raining. They cancelled the game, my hot dog got wet, and a fat person stepped on my toes on the train ride home. What a crapwreck.

by RoboNasty July 28, 2009

Crappearance

Someone who is perhaps not looking their best or lacking the beauty to appear to be in tip-top shape; a less extreme version of fugly.

e.g. You have a strong crappearance.

by madnan88 April 23, 2011

cranparent

Akwardly red headed grandparent

wow, i went outside and it just so happened there were cranparents growing on my tree. CRANPARENTSSS

by alyssaDUERRRRRR January 14, 2008

crackware

A commercial software which is used illegally via a crack

"I just made this 3d model with Silo 2!"
"Oh, what's that a freeware?"
"Uh...no. A crackware!"

by Ioan Atomsi January 18, 2009

Crapprehension

Sitting on the toilet for way too long, waiting to crap.

crapprehension poop crap toilet shit

by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009

crapparada

pooping behind a tree (v); crappy (adj)

1. That girl just crapparadad in front of the school building!
2. My day was soooo crapparada.

by Just BE October 23, 2005