crapwreck 

A situation that goes from bad to worse quickly, often with bitterly funny results.

The Mets were already losing 15-0 when it started raining. They cancelled the game, my hot dog got wet, and a fat person stepped on my toes on the train ride home. What a crapwreck.

crapwreck by RoboNasty July 28, 2009

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

crapcracker by steve austin July 22, 2004

chipwrecked

over-indulgent, fast-food consumer

a figure spoilt by consuming too much fast food could be described as "chipwrecked"

chipwrecked by katewall November 9, 2006

chipwrecked

Extremly sauced. Weasled. When you have been topped up one to many times that your skull is racthed to the binger.

Jerry: My skull is chipwrecked!
Riley: Faggot you wrecked christmass!
Morgan: Free Earl!
Mark: Weasel for life!

chipwrecked by Whopukkedme? January 5, 2012

Chipwreck 

The remnants of a chip - potato or otherwise - that has broken apart upon an unsuccessful foray into the dip-bowl.

"Dale politely declined the chip dip he was offered, due to the number of chipwrecks protruding from its creamy dill sauce."

Chipwreck by Ned Shaver March 24, 2009

carwreck jerky 

A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.

Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?

carwreck jerky by Joe Shmo May 13, 2005

Chipwreck 

1.(Noun)-A broken chip in a dip or salsa bowl, usually stuck out of comfortable reach of fingers.

2.(Verb)-To break one or another's chip whilst reaching simultaneously into a dip or salsa bowl, may also occur if one is fighting for the "scoop"

1. Aw look at that poor Chipwreck!

2. Ima Chipwreck your ass to oblivion!

Chipwreck by Its like Rik Hi May 12, 2014