crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for 'fuck' on some online forums and chat rooms.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 18, 2009

crappity-shite

Have you ever started to describe a situation as crap but realised too late that this doesn't adequately describe the severity of the situation?

Enhance your audience's ability to grasp the true severity of the situation, without wasting valuable time restarting your narrative, by evolving crap into crappity-shite.

Saturday night TV is really crappity-shite at the moment.

by mackemlad1 July 18, 2016

crackityyy_

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by haunt3d_t01let:) September 21, 2021

crapitti

this is a domestic form of grafitti which attaches to toilet
bowls that did not successfully dispose of the last user's
stools and where some of the waste is still attached to the
inner ceramic of the bowl.

when I tried to wash my aliclava by letting it steep overnight in the toilet, I was unable to do so because the bowl was
covered in crapitti left there by an overloaded previous user

by pc ferry April 25, 2006

crappity smack

1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.

2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.

"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"

"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."

by Dmur February 15, 2008

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat room, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 19, 2009

crappity

like awww... naw!

Crappity! I forgot to take out my tampond!

by Mani May 2, 2003