Crandall

Typically used to describe a male that possesses very masculine features.

A "Mans man"
Older people would say "Look at the shoulders on this guy would ya".
In modern language you would say "That guy is a real Crandall"

by Thomas J S January 22, 2008

Crandal

One who displays extreme qualities of intelligence, extreme giftedness, and an extreme skill in many different fields.

Another 100% on your test John, you are such a Crandal.

by Brinza August 27, 2009

crandall

A man, who believes he is straight, however loves things a straight man would just never understand.
I.e. Bath and Body Works, shopping, Romantic comedies, candalls

Dude, why is your roommate such a crandall?

by Garrett Evans January 22, 2008

crandallitis

The disease most commonly caught by Crandall’s, where the butt crack crusts over with hair and feathers.

Damn son! That Crandall has chronic Crandallitis.

by Billbobagginsin May 9, 2020

Crandal

Crandal is an acceptable definition for a man with very little regard for personal hygiene, an irregular countenance (weird looking) and very poor spelling abilities. Crandals are often known to ride unicycles and twirl fire sticks.

"What's that terrible smell? It's awful!"
"Must've been that guy who was swinging on the tram bars."
"Eww, what a CRANDAL."
"Yeah, gross."

by Celooste June 11, 2008

Robbie Crandall

Robbie crandall is kind of a jerk. Hes popular tho. Everyone simps for him a little bit but most people dont really like him. hes kinda hot tho. if your name is robbie crandall and you live in new jersey you are even worse

wow, robbie crandall’s performance in fiddler in the roof was good, but his personality sucks.

by njdisser April 27, 2023

Mrs. Crandall

The worlds most succulent and potent feminine specimen, whose beauty and voluptuousness are not of this planet. She is hardly a mortal being.

Mrs. Crandall has shown me splendors far beyond the comprehension of man.

by TopPussyCritic November 6, 2023