caddy whack

An addition to the popular car game, in which if a cadillac is seen whoever sees it first gets to slap a surrounding passenger yelling "Caddy-whack."

Maria:(sees a PT Cruiser and yells) "cruiser bruiser!" (punching her passenger.)
Jesus:(sees a station wagon with wood detailing and yells) "Woodie!" (slaps Maria back)
Maria: (sees a cadillac and clocks Jesus while yelling) "Caddy Whack BITCH!"

by Maria "one hug only" C. June 11, 2008

caddywumpus

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking

She parked the van all caddywumpus.

by Green Bean September 23, 2008

Cruddy Kid

Some dude who has studied a martial art (such as karate), and therefore thinks he is really bad ass, but then some bully comes along, tackles him, and punches his face in. Funny, because it sounds like "Karate Kid".

Simon took up a stance and told Jake to back off or he would have to teach him a lesson. I think he said something like "Get lost or I'll give you a free karate lesson, whether you like it or not." Jake, voted MVP on the wrestling team, beat the fuck out of that twit! What a CRUDDY KID!

by Cry Chain Cane December 8, 2006

deek yo claddy

When someone roasts you, your claddy has been deeked. To figuratively get your cheeks clapped.

A 12 year old started dissing me in the COD lobby, so I told him to drop his address so I could, "deek yo claddy."

by ThaBoiChommey March 23, 2021

mall caddy

A male who assumes the role of a devoted carrier of a woman's purse and/or shopping bag. They are usually seen in malls and highly resemble golf bag carriers, hence the name: Mall Caddy. Like their golf counterpart, the Mall caddy offers advice when called upon. However, their advocation pertains to outfits, gift recomendaions, and price restrictions. These males play the beta role of any relationship and is also knowned to be pussy whooped.

"Hey i ran into Mike and his girlfriend at the Macy's....yep he's an honest Mall Caddy."

by Dean Carlos November 10, 2007

caddywhompus

crooked, uneven, broken, ass-backwards and sideways

After the car ran over the bicycle, the wheels were all caddywhompus.

by DSW January 13, 2006

Creddy

A CoD player who pays for a more skilled player (or players) to carry him in a tournament. Commonly used as an insult to bad CoD players.

That fat creddy hasn’t moved out of his spawn since the game started.

by _A3_ December 25, 2019