stoner crackers

uncooked ramen noodles crunched up with the seasoning packet mixed in

luke's chicken flavored stoner crackerz are bomb ass!!

Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"

by PPJ-M and keggy keg October 19, 2011

Crackers on butter

Crackers on butter is an idiom used to describe that doesn't make sense, or seems "backwards"

"Well, that's just crackers on butter!"

by Gingerspice212 September 23, 2017

Crackery

The stupid things Caucasian people do.

*Walks into pilates class*
"What is the crackery that i'm witnessing "

by young tree trunk April 20, 2018

Cracked crackers

I had to go open my big beak!

Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!

by Delete this account now June 4, 2023

Software Crackers

Beautiful people. Software crackers are those that in most cases produce cracks, keygens and patches for the latest and greatest proprietary software. They understand the risks and are aware they break the law, but they do so for the greater good, meaning programs such as Adobe Photoshop and Microsoft Office are available for torrent. One should always pay for software if given the chance, but... who's got £150+ for a digital office suite?

Software crackers mean that i can get all the software i need for my school coursework without having to fork out money i can't afford to do so.

by FirmWare July 18, 2009

posing for animal crackers

It means you are sitting/standing around being fucking useless while everyone around you is doing something.

Hey, (insert coworker name here). Are you posing for animal crackers or do you think you might pick up the phone when it rings?

by Lady NY February 4, 2017

Crackers

A chemical herb which induces the powers of bliss, essentially getting one high.

Marijuana; Weed; Pot; Crackers

by The Cracker Chief October 20, 2010