The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)
Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.
Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!
Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!
Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010
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The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
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Get the Post Coital Niggalation mug.The one word you never want to hear in a dentist's office. A cavity develops when a tooth decays or breaks down by bacteria. It is a hole that can grow bigger and deeper over time, even if you brush and floss regularly. If you have a cavity, it's important to get it repaired, as brushing and flossing will not remove away the cavity. If left untreated, it can cause a lot of pain and discomfort. It can spread to the root area and cause an abscess (infection). This infection can then spread throughout the head and cause severe damage. If this goes untreated, it could even cause death.
Patient: "Well, how are my teeth, Doc?"
Dentist: "Oh, my! Son, you have a cavity! Looks like I need to numb your teeth and put a very big drill to remove the soft part of your teeth. Don't worry. You won't feel a thing."
Patient: "Lies!"
Dentist: "Oh, my! Son, you have a cavity! Looks like I need to numb your teeth and put a very big drill to remove the soft part of your teeth. Don't worry. You won't feel a thing."
Patient: "Lies!"
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Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!
Steve: Which one would you sleep with?
Dave: All of them.
Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.
Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)
Steve: Which one would you sleep with?
Dave: All of them.
Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.
Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)
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