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god's country 

Apparently, a country that has been blessed by God.

It's what Alabama isn't, despite the amount of people in Alabama named Cleatus who proclaim "THIS IS GOD'S COUNTRY!!!!" after drinking 20 beers and fucking their sister. If Alabama truly is "God's country", then he must have really fucked up.
Yes, because "God's country" is obviously a place full of rednecks who take a shower once a year, drink more beer in one day than the average alcoholic does in an entire week, watch NASCAR because seeing cars going around in circles at 200 miles an hour for 3 hours is REALLY EXCITING (apparently), read the entire Bible in one night, and hate black people (though they still call them niggers because they can't get over the fact that they lost the Civil War and that segregation was abolished).
god's country by GOD DOMMIT FRONK February 2, 2009

Aunt Flo's country fudge 

1. Strange little cubes of fudge available to impulse buyers at 7-elevens.

2. Enjoying the country fudge while your sister, mother, aunt, daughter, or niece is on her period. (See: Aunt Flo, Country Fudge)
Aunt Flo was visiting my sis last week so we all made some country fudge together. I like Aunt Flo's country fudge the best cause'n it's cherry flavored!

God's Country 

Referring to Lancashire, United Kingdom.
"I hear the chippy's are good in Lancashire"
"Aye God's Country you know"
God's Country by Moustache 37 August 30, 2019

grandpa's country breakfast 

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

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