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Couche-tard

Anyone performing a particularly stupid activity anywhere in the province of Quebec, Canada.

Named after the convenience store "Couche-Tard," which literally translated from French means "late-bedder," so called because the stores are open until very late.
"That guy's riding his bicycle, uphill, in a snowstorm, in the middle of February. What a couche-tard!"
by Archie Goodwin February 18, 2008
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couche-tard

origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)

meaning: cust + douche + retard
Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.
by sexy farmer March 22, 2007
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couchetard

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.
He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.
by Mr. X April 4, 2005
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