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Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.
The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.
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Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy

this school is located in Jamaica Estates, Queens, NY.
and its ass.
laura: you go to Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy??
jimmney: yeah. its smells like ass all the time
by i8utoo February 12, 2021
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condom break conception

when a child is mistakenly conceived after a condom breaks
Guy 1 : That guy"s mom didn't intend to have him.

Guy 2 : Yeah, he's a condom break conception.
by MATTBRENNANO November 15, 2016
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Kc Concepcion

KC...PREETIEST among all of the stars...she's amazing...graveh!!!!...very smart.....cutie,, intelligent,,, she's kind...ktang kta nmn sa face eh!!maamo....baby face!!!!!amazing sha grabeh!!!!
well...,, i like her.....she's my idol...coz she's very beautiful..kind...and intelligent...
by ishee..... February 29, 2004
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conception

an act of inception (planting an idea in ones mind) performed through an indirect mindfuck.
While dreaming if sounds from other people having sex (through a wall or in another room) infiltrate and start controlling your dream, an act of conception has been performed on you.
by birdo00 March 3, 2011
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immaculate conception

An excuse for cheating you can only use once every few thousand years.
Mary swears she wasnt stepping out on Joseph, the child was a miracle birth! It was immaculate conception, not your cousin Tony!
by Another Apostle March 20, 2009
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