corn on the cob

after anal sexual desires are forfilled, you take the penis out, if there is reminances of corn, you make the oral hostess eat the corn, thus inducing vomit and emotional scaring

i made that ho give me a corn on the cob

by paul December 3, 2003

corn on the cob

when a guy pulls his dick out and a girl holds the dick with her mouth while he urinates

billy pulled out his wang and jill corn on the cob'd it and gave becky a golden shower

by joe cabbagepatch June 28, 2004

Corn on the Cob

a mans penis covered in sores & bumps

he/him/they: hey baby, you wanna get outta here?
she/her/they: ew, i don’t want anything to do with your corn on the cob!

by jeremyhope52 February 23, 2021

corn on the cob

where a woman eats a lot of corn, and then receives anal sex and takes a load on his penis. When he pulls it out it is covered in corn once the woman gives him a blow job, she eats the corn.

Last night i did the corn on the cob with stacie.

by Andy Peeps May 18, 2008

corn on the cob

Genital warts, esp. on a man's equipment.

Not to be confused with the food of the same name.

1 - "I wouldnt fool around with that guy. Turns out he's got some wicked corn on the cob."

2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"

1 - "No."

2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."

by chr February 26, 2007

Corn on the cob

Corn on the cob, also known as "the Gerald Matthews": When you're exploring a woman's breasts with your mouth, and your first instinct is to bite down as hard as you can rather than gently caressing their nipple's with your tongue.

Bob: You totally hurt Sally last night
Jim: What, how?
Bob: She was crying earlier and said you pulled a corn on the cob on her, I could see the blood dripping through her shirt!

by Qport November 20, 2015

Corn on the cob

To fuck a woman from behind.
Then take a sharp implement in each hand and jab her in the hips, thus "corn on the cobbing" her.

"why do you have forks by your bed?"

"gonna have corn on the cob later"

by smelly sock October 31, 2008