corduroids

n. (pl.) Hemorrhoids so rough that they rub together and make noise when walking. Usually the result of either a hard poo or heavy anal traffic.

"Dude, I've been eating nothing but frozen burritos and Toaster Strudel for two weeks now, and I'm getting some pretty serious corduroids. Seriously, my asshole looks like cauliflower and I sound like Velcro every time I walk anywhere."

by DickLint October 29, 2011

corduroy

Pretty much the greatest thing you could ever wear.

Wooh, that guy had a corduroy one piece on! If only he had a beard, then he would be the coolest guy ever!

by Elliott Ayling April 3, 2009

wearing the corduroy

When a woman brings out lesbian feelings in another woman, even though both women are heterosexual. Inspired by corduroy-wearing lesbians.

Mary is wearing corduroy trousers today. Sally thinks Mary is hot, and has done for a while. Even though they are both straight, Mary has managed to elicit gay feelings from Sally, therefore Jen is wearing the corduroy.

by lolololol-haha March 31, 2011

corduroy ninja

A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance

A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim

by Reubarbarian August 15, 2011

Corduroy

The first little bit of hair that shows on the woman's vagina after she has shaved

Girl your corduroys getting thick

by Rockcane May 2, 2017

corduroy joy

A name used to describe someone that looks stupid/gay in corduroy pants.

Hey look who it is, corduroy joy!

by Brian245 October 15, 2006

Corduroy Heart

Proper Noun -

A really cool punk band.

“Have you heard Corduroy Heart before?”
“Literally shut up, no one knows your weird & obscure punk bands, weirdo.”
“..... My favorite song is ‘Holy Shit Hullabaloo’ :)”

by Penis Grapes January 31, 2021